Murderers, rapists and drug traffikers respond to MJ’s death.Posted by Derrick Gee
From the inmates that brought you their now infamous rendition of ‘Thriller’, now comes an Olympic ceremony-esque tribute to the late king of pop. The only thing missing is a pretty little girl singing the chorus. She wasn’t missing at the beginning of the song..
Here’s the now famous original video. Brilliant.
Aliens? No, kangaroos on opiumPosted by Derrick Gee
The Mercury- Wallabies are hopping into Tasmania’s (Australia) opium poppy fields and getting high. In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said yesterday the drugged-up wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations.
DERRICK RESPONDS
Four feet high, pointy ears, big feet, and a hole on their stomachs to hold their spawn. Aliens? No, wallaby drug addicts. In what is surely the the biggest drug syndicate to ever have broken in Australia’s forgotten state of Tasmania (population 500,000), a gang of rogue wallabies, obviously from a poor socio-economic upbringing have been caught wasted in a field making crop circles.
Self-referencing bling made - world implodesPosted by Derrick Gee
HipHopRX -T-Pain “proves” himself recession-proof by showcasing a 10lb., 197kts (”I don’t know what fake feel like”) chain. And with one chain, Teddy P eclipses the ignorance of… material exuberance of Ted DiBiase & Liberace combined. It’s okay because, according to Mr. Pain, his kids and family are straight & undeniably wealthy themselves.
DERRICK RESPONDS
I think I’m going to buy a chain of T-Pain wearing a chain that says ‘Big Ass Chain’. Then I will lean back on my high-backed leather chair, stroke my black cat and laugh as the four horsemen of the apocalypse begin their dressage. (more…)
Michael Jackson’s kids are whitePosted by Natalie Tran
NineMsn - Photographers caught a rare glimpse of Michael Jackson’s two older children during a trip with their father to his LA studio yesterday. While the super-protective pop king usually keeps his kids’ faces covered with bizarre theatrical masks, this time they appeared mask-free, Unaware that the cameras were around. (More)
NATALIE RESPONDS
See when I was a kid I lied a lot. I told tall tales of dating the lead singer of Boyzone, I was secretly a friend of Alex Mac’s and I partied with the Spice Girls while they were in town. I doubt anyone believed these lies as they won me no friends and attracted no audience but the point is, I am familiar with the process of lying. (more…)
Why SuBo is like a one-night stand that got weirdPosted by Chris Culvenor
Sydney Morning Herald - Susan Boyle’s shock talent show loss has reportedly caused the surprise singing sensation to suffer an emotional meltdown. Britain’s Daily Mail is reporting that Boyle was rushed to The Priory - the famed celebrity rehab clinic - because of “exhaustion” following her Britain’s Got Talent defeat.
CHRIS RESPONDS
In essence, we are all testosterone filled fraternity bros trawling bars for drunken babes to bed. But as a society, we cruise the pop-culture landscape for ugly people, one legged animals, fat kids, underdogs … to “feel-good fuck.”