Kid responds to my childhood. Verdict - Lame.Posted by Derrick Gee
British kid trades his ipod for a walkman for one week. It took him 3 days to figure out that the tape had two sides. It took him 2 seconds to realise that it was going to be a long week.
(via BBC)
AUSSIES RESPOND TO DRUGSPosted by Natalie Tran
A bikini clad Lara Bingle once asked, “Where the bloody hell are ya?” and if that wasn’t enough to convince you to come to Australia, perhaps the new World Drug Report from the UN will. According to the report, Australia has become one of the largest traders of amphetamines and ecstasy in the region. According to The World Drug Report, synthesised drugs are on the rise. According to the report “large quantities of [pseudoephedrine and ephedrine] continue to be imported via air cargo.”
In true Australian fashion though, drug manufacturers are ensuring there are homemade products available. We’re currently manufacturing the drugs with more laboratories than any other nation. So next time you purchase your drugs, check the packet. You might be surprised.
Michael Jackson deadPosted by Tom Maynard
CNN - Michael Jackson, the show-stopping singer whose best-selling albums — including “Off the Wall,” “Thriller” and “Bad” — and electrifying stage presence made him one of the most popular artists of all time, died Thursday, CNN has confirmed.
TOM RESPONDS
Michael Jackson has just died of cardiac arrest at age 50. He suffered a heart attack at his home in Beverly Hills and was administered CPR on the scene and in the ambulance on the way to the hospital after his heart stopped beating. Apparently paramedics are blaming it on his unhealthy lifestyle, when really they should just blame it on the boogie. ZING, Too soon?
Breaking the news first was TMZ, E-News... Nope it was Yung $hawty!
Aliens? No, kangaroos on opiumPosted by Derrick Gee
The Mercury- Wallabies are hopping into Tasmania’s (Australia) opium poppy fields and getting high. In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said yesterday the drugged-up wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations.
DERRICK RESPONDS
Four feet high, pointy ears, big feet, and a hole on their stomachs to hold their spawn. Aliens? No, wallaby drug addicts. In what is surely the the biggest drug syndicate to ever have broken in Australia’s forgotten state of Tasmania (population 500,000), a gang of rogue wallabies, obviously from a poor socio-economic upbringing have been caught wasted in a field making crop circles.
Why SuBo is like a one-night stand that got weirdPosted by Chris Culvenor
Sydney Morning Herald - Susan Boyle’s shock talent show loss has reportedly caused the surprise singing sensation to suffer an emotional meltdown. Britain’s Daily Mail is reporting that Boyle was rushed to The Priory - the famed celebrity rehab clinic - because of “exhaustion” following her Britain’s Got Talent defeat.
CHRIS RESPONDS
In essence, we are all testosterone filled fraternity bros trawling bars for drunken babes to bed. But as a society, we cruise the pop-culture landscape for ugly people, one legged animals, fat kids, underdogs … to “feel-good fuck.”