Sister responds to eaten dumplingsPosted by Derrick Gee
Around the world, soon-to-be parents are contacting witches in a desperate attempt to stop their spawn from entering the world.
Aliens? No, kangaroos on opiumPosted by Derrick Gee
The Mercury- Wallabies are hopping into Tasmania’s (Australia) opium poppy fields and getting high. In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said yesterday the drugged-up wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations.
DERRICK RESPONDS
Four feet high, pointy ears, big feet, and a hole on their stomachs to hold their spawn. Aliens? No, wallaby drug addicts. In what is surely the the biggest drug syndicate to ever have broken in Australia’s forgotten state of Tasmania (population 500,000), a gang of rogue wallabies, obviously from a poor socio-economic upbringing have been caught wasted in a field making crop circles.
