Aliens? No, kangaroos on opiumPosted by Derrick Gee
The Mercury- Wallabies are hopping into Tasmania’s (Australia) opium poppy fields and getting high. In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said yesterday the drugged-up wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations.
DERRICK RESPONDS
Four feet high, pointy ears, big feet, and a hole on their stomachs to hold their spawn. Aliens? No, wallaby drug addicts. In what is surely the the biggest drug syndicate to ever have broken in Australia’s forgotten state of Tasmania (population 500,000), a gang of rogue wallabies, obviously from a poor socio-economic upbringing have been caught wasted in a field making crop circles.
Why SuBo is like a one-night stand that got weirdPosted by Chris Culvenor
Sydney Morning Herald - Susan Boyle’s shock talent show loss has reportedly caused the surprise singing sensation to suffer an emotional meltdown. Britain’s Daily Mail is reporting that Boyle was rushed to The Priory - the famed celebrity rehab clinic - because of “exhaustion” following her Britain’s Got Talent defeat.
CHRIS RESPONDS
In essence, we are all testosterone filled fraternity bros trawling bars for drunken babes to bed. But as a society, we cruise the pop-culture landscape for ugly people, one legged animals, fat kids, underdogs … to “feel-good fuck.”