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Michael Jackson dead
Posted by Tom Maynard

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CNN - Michael Jackson, the show-stopping singer whose best-selling albums — including “Off the Wall,” “Thriller” and “Bad” — and electrifying stage presence made him one of the most popular artists of all time, died Thursday, CNN has confirmed.

TOM RESPONDS

Michael Jackson has just died of cardiac arrest at age 50. He suffered a heart attack at his home in Beverly Hills and was administered CPR on the scene and in the ambulance on the way to the hospital after his heart stopped beating. Apparently paramedics are blaming it on his unhealthy lifestyle, when really they should just blame it on the boogie. ZING, Too soon?

Breaking the news first was TMZ, E-News... Nope it was Yung $hawty!