APPLE RESPONDS TO THE HOTTEST GIRLS APPPosted by Natalie Tran
Are you serious? Bad or Good? That’s all the option this new iPhone app gives me? Touch screens and half naked women. Something tells me potential has not been reached.
Perhaps you haven’t heard about the controversial The Hottest Girls iPhone app. The application boasts a gallery of “2200+ bikini babes and lingerie models” and was described as the first Apple app available on iTunes to contain topless pictures. The app quickly disappeared from iTunes, a result, according to its developers, of selling out. According to the website, the “topless images will still be there when it is sold again.” Not the case, says Apple spokesman Tom Neumayr. According to Neumayr, “Apple will not distribute applications that contain inappropriate content, such as pornography.” Apparently the application had been tweaked after approval.
Wired.com tried out the app and according to their tester “The application itself is terrible” and judging from the screenshot, I could probably have told you the same thing.
AUSSIES RESPOND TO DRUGSPosted by Natalie Tran
A bikini clad Lara Bingle once asked, “Where the bloody hell are ya?” and if that wasn’t enough to convince you to come to Australia, perhaps the new World Drug Report from the UN will. According to the report, Australia has become one of the largest traders of amphetamines and ecstasy in the region. According to The World Drug Report, synthesised drugs are on the rise. According to the report “large quantities of [pseudoephedrine and ephedrine] continue to be imported via air cargo.”
In true Australian fashion though, drug manufacturers are ensuring there are homemade products available. We’re currently manufacturing the drugs with more laboratories than any other nation. So next time you purchase your drugs, check the packet. You might be surprised.
Michael Jackson deadPosted by Tom Maynard
CNN - Michael Jackson, the show-stopping singer whose best-selling albums — including “Off the Wall,” “Thriller” and “Bad” — and electrifying stage presence made him one of the most popular artists of all time, died Thursday, CNN has confirmed.
TOM RESPONDS
Michael Jackson has just died of cardiac arrest at age 50. He suffered a heart attack at his home in Beverly Hills and was administered CPR on the scene and in the ambulance on the way to the hospital after his heart stopped beating. Apparently paramedics are blaming it on his unhealthy lifestyle, when really they should just blame it on the boogie. ZING, Too soon?
Breaking the news first was TMZ, E-News... Nope it was Yung $hawty!
Aliens? No, kangaroos on opiumPosted by Derrick Gee
The Mercury- Wallabies are hopping into Tasmania’s (Australia) opium poppy fields and getting high. In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said yesterday the drugged-up wallabies had been found hopping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations.
DERRICK RESPONDS
Four feet high, pointy ears, big feet, and a hole on their stomachs to hold their spawn. Aliens? No, wallaby drug addicts. In what is surely the the biggest drug syndicate to ever have broken in Australia’s forgotten state of Tasmania (population 500,000), a gang of rogue wallabies, obviously from a poor socio-economic upbringing have been caught wasted in a field making crop circles.
Will.I.Am responds to Perez responds to Will.I.Am (my head hurts)Posted by Derrick Gee
Mario Armando Lavandeira (a.k.a. blogger Perez Hilton) and Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.I.Am should start up their own ResponseBlog.
History responds to TwitterPosted by Derrick Gee
Twitter in 1935 (via Boing Boing via Maikelnai’s Blog)
