HipHopRX -T-Pain “proves” himself recession-proof by showcasing a 10lb., 197kts (”I don’t know what fake feel like”) chain. And with one chain, Teddy P eclipses the ignorance of… material exuberance of Ted DiBiase & Liberace combined. It’s okay because, according to Mr. Pain, his kids and family are straight & undeniably wealthy themselves.
DERRICK RESPONDS
I think I’m going to buy a chain of T-Pain wearing a chain that says ‘Big Ass Chain’. Then I will lean back on my high-backed leather chair, stroke my black cat and laugh as the four horsemen of the apocalypse begin their dressage.
Auto-tune was one thing, $400,000 chains is another. I’m going to have to find a ghetto, be misunderstood, be told I will never amount to anything, then prove everyone wrong by becoming a mega-star rapper before I’ll ever understand hip-hop stars and their bling.
Just like the man who made the worlds longest Porsche, or the mile-long-hot dog, T-Pain has inducted himself into the ‘I’ll make something huge to compensate for the things people laugh at me about’ club. And no, I wasn’t referring to his singing.
It’s as if T-Pain’s point of difference is ruining everything once deemed respectable. Singing “Buy you a Drank” (bad) in auto-tune (worse), is nothing sacred? You can imagine his manager in a board-room trying to get Mr. Pain a record deal. “He can’t sing, his pronunciation is horrible, he reflects everything in the youth of today”. Wait..maybe he’s onto something.
If it makes you feel any better, you can rest assure that T-Pain’s next album will be called Neck-Pain.
Here’s some more bling that you can thank for bringing the world closer to its demise.
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